WARNING
LETTUCE THIN ABOUT THIS
LETTUCE THIN ABOUT THIS
Well it has finely happened I think my wife is trying to kill me by slow starvation .
Women who are on some sort of health kick or diet are evil , Let me start form the beginning while working on my site : (we will call her JESSICA , To protect the innocent )
Jessica went out to take care of family business and around 2:00 o clock my stomach was growling by the time she got home as she came threw the door singing will you help me carry in the bags, I know your hungry im going to make you a good lunch.
Oh boy i cant wait as i carried in 60 pounds of groceries stomach growling the whole time .
In anticipation with smells circling the room she call me to sit with the most loving tone , Triping over three cats and a chair i made the table like a Olympic hurdler i sit with fork in hand to a bowl of tomato soup and salad .
OK wheres lunch? I ask in reply this is lunch ! what do you mean? wheres the Meat? Listen fatty you need to start eating more healthy !. Because WE LOVE YOU.!!!
As time seemed to slow down into slow motion : I could here what she was saying something about
we need ....woudblablablablablab as it all blurred together . But wheres the meat ?
This is when i realized i was a dead man and there was nothing i could do about it , This woman has my number as well as the meat .
Women who are on some sort of health kick or diet are evil , Let me start form the beginning while working on my site : (we will call her JESSICA , To protect the innocent )
Jessica went out to take care of family business and around 2:00 o clock my stomach was growling by the time she got home as she came threw the door singing will you help me carry in the bags, I know your hungry im going to make you a good lunch.
Oh boy i cant wait as i carried in 60 pounds of groceries stomach growling the whole time .
As time seemed to slow down into slow motion : I could here what she was saying something about
we need ....woudblablablablablab as it all blurred together . But wheres the meat ?
This is when i realized i was a dead man and there was nothing i could do about it , This woman has my number as well as the meat .
OH MY GOD please dont let me die hungry .




