Lettuce think about this

WARNING
LETTUCE THIN ABOUT THIS

Well it has finely happened I think my wife is trying to kill me by slow starvation .

Women who are on some sort of health kick or diet are evil , Let me start form the beginning while working on my site : (we will call her JESSICA , To protect the innocent )
Jessica went out to take care of family business and around 2:00 o clock my stomach was growling by the time she got home as she came threw the door singing will you help me carry in the bags, I know your hungry im going to make you a good lunch.
Oh boy i cant wait as i carried in 60 pounds of groceries stomach growling the whole time .

In anticipation with smells circling the room she call me to sit with the most loving tone , Triping over three cats and a chair i made the table like a Olympic hurdler i sit with fork in hand to a bowl of tomato soup and salad .

OK wheres lunch? I ask in reply this is lunch ! what do you mean? wheres the Meat? Listen fatty you need to start eating more healthy !. Because WE LOVE YOU.!!!

As time seemed to slow down into slow motion : I could here what she was saying something about
we need ....woudblablablablablab as it all blurred together . But wheres the meat ?

This is when i realized i was a dead man and there was nothing i could do about it , This woman has my number as well as the meat .

OH MY GOD please dont let me die hungry .

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What Is Poker Team U.S.A?

Poker Team USA is a national team poker league. Each Team will be led by a Team Captain selected by Poker Team USA. The Team Captain selects his or her players. Teams will compete under the banners of their respective teams. Tho teams can have as many players as the captain would like only ten can play in a game at a time. The Teams will compete in regular season League Matches. The end of the season culminates in a Championship Event where the Teams will battle it out for the ultimate title: U.S Team Poker Champions!

In the premiere event, 25 teams of 5 players are putting up $10,00. A majority of the prize pool goes to the players who finish in the top ten, and the rest goes to the five teams with the best scores.


Scoring works like this: When a player is eliminated, they will be scored with whatever place they finished the tournament in. For example, if a player is knocked out in 21st, he will get 21 points. Each team uses its best two scores, and the lowest team score wins. For example, if the members of a team finish fifth, seventh and 21st, the highest score is eliminated, and the total team score is 12. If another team finishes with the same score (the top two finishers got second and 10th, for example), the third score is used as a tie-breaker.

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Team poker is not a new concept, but getting it out where the tournament is structured in a way that benefited the players and the poker room was the most important thing to do.


The concept benefits the players because they have another chance to win money at each tournament, and it gives them a new take on a game that they’re used to playing. We also belive that players who normally wouldn’t play in tournaments will join up with friends and play in the Poker Team U.S.A events.


“We call this a player development tournament,” We belive that, “because we’re going to be bringing players who normally wouldn’t be playing in a poker tournament, but feel more comfortable with a team. They’re going to be more comfortable to join the poker tournaments.”


and there’s also a nice bonus built-in the concept.


There are no events scheduled following the premiere event XXXX, but the plan is to expand this concept to cardrooms around the internet, To hold a Poker Team U.S.A “championship tour,” and crown a team championship of 2011-2012. These plans are in the works.

Things are looking up

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It Takes Time

When trying to create a web site there are a few things you must remember
i don't know how many sites i have blown up in the past few weeks wh
en i say blown up i mean lost all work or messed it up so bad i could not repair it so just remember you will make mistakes roll with um
Things have really started to roll we got a few more memberships and a few more sites to work with .

• I would like to personally like to thank Wade from Holdem Radio i have been a part of the pirate crew a couple years now . With being a part of this rag tag crew i can say i have upped my game 100% the guys and gals there are quite cool but as with any pirate they will make you walk the plank if yoe step over the line (lol)they hold weekly tournaments that i make sure i make time for . So go to holdem radio and tell um that pokerteamusa sent ya and see if you can take there treashure .

POKERTEAMUSA.COM

Well the economy has hit close to home my wife just got laid off after 5 years of service im bummed about it but it is what it is this blog has turned more into a journal than what i had intended it for .
so bare with my craziness

Well NOW

Saturday has come and i am still confused where are my friends , I have figured it out if you want to find out who your true friends are start a website ask them to help by visiting your site and participate in some way if you get a flood of traffic to your site then you have a good network of friends But if you hear crickets then you know that those people you called friends WELL NOW there NOT just my out take on it ( i need to go see john handy)

My personal thought on building my site

<----- Thats me after working on the site in this blog i will be discussing my thoughts on my web building .im not much of a blogger but ill do what i can . Well my name is johnnie not john or johnny but Johnnie and im a not a asshole most of the time but i dot do stupid well . keep it real and we can get along fine . but you know in today's world you must hold your tongue most of the time so i started this blog so i may speak my mind on the things that I want to talk about or vent about. if you decide you want to post or say something KEEP IT REAL don spew bullshit im not wearing boots . I make no claim to know it all but if you find your self at this blog your internet life must be as bad as mine and in need of some reality i can make one promise to who ever may read this ill tell you the truth and and wont mince words if i can help i will IF i want to i wont spell check or use proper grammar I will name names and name sites with that ill start my first rant .